Hello. It’s terribly late and it’s time for bed. I’ve spent most of the night mopping up a mystery possible leak under the sink, and trying to work out if that burning smell is coming from the dishwasher, or my noxious arse.

But anyway, this is the usual first post to say it lives. This blog will contain as much hot web development code fun as I can muster, with as much as I can mention/get away with from my day job, which is working as an analyst/programmer for Warwickshire County Council.